Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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