i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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