i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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