it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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