should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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