would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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