remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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