Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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