Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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