everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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