she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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