Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Randomize