Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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