well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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