I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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