just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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