I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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