Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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