This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
