How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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