Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Randomize
