"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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