I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
My hand turned me down
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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