Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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