i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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