Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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