hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
What a dumb baby whore.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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