What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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