Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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