just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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