Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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