I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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