He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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