if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
