and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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