How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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