I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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