I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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