I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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