i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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