just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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