summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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