i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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