C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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