I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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