Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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