You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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