So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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