Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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