She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Randomize
