can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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