i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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