Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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