It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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