its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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