considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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