Christians are straight up FREAKS
I've blown a few things in my day
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
