so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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