i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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