Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
home. puking in laundry basket.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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